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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

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Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:12

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

chalkdust 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:14

lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

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Chuck1993 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:06

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Adm_Twigs 19

Saturday 29 November 2014 18:05

my issue is the statement "its cold outside" even northern Cali is warmer than Mn haha

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:11

You should have written a warning sign for him/her! "Make me roll down this window at your own risk." He/she would have appreciated your honesty, I'm sure. Plus, it'd make you seem all mysterious and jazz. Mysterious is sexy, right?

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:12

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

Jcat_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:57

I agree, I think I would have done that to let it out, then rolled down the one they were at. That's just nasty.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:24

Was just thinking that. "Accidentally" roll down the other, say oops, then roll down that one. Problem avoided.

tarana 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:57

I don't know about you, but my car doesn't have automatic windows, so I have to reach down and roll them open. Makes it a little harder to accidentally roll the wrong window down, haha. Maybe the OP had the same problem.

nihilanth 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 3:08

did she choke?

chalkdust 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:14

lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

blland 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:25

i thought that was the worst part. i mean, would you rather smell shit or let someone else do it for you?

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:16

Maybe you'll be lucky and find out that he is into Cleveland Steamers, Boston Pancakes, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkins, etc. and will pop a boner at your poo-scented aroma. You spins the wheel, you takes yer chances.