By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14

This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.

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Comments

the0ddest0ne 5

Even if that's your sense of humor or how you and your friends talk, you have to know when to shut up. Honors English would be a good time to do so. This would be a YDI though. The only thing you can really do is try not to repeat your mistake, I guess.

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honeymoonroyale 20

I mean as long as you don't expect anyone to pity you...

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Cadillac4427 8

A total "you deserve it" but its ******* hilarious ...lmao

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NodakN8V 25

That's always been my go to response

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Catuser 14

This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!

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jazzy_123 20

cool teacher!! I had a few honors classes and I know how tough and dry some teachers can be lol glad it worked out for you x)

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bobbyguy 17

Well at least your teacher was cool about it. One of my teachers would probably give me a detention or something.

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packrat 26

I did something similar in maths once. The teacher and I got to the same answer at the same time, and she quipped "great minds think alike" . She was not amused when I automatically answered "fools never differ". Whoops. The force of habit is strong in all of us, OP. :)

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