By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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ileenefudge 29

How did you not notice that your umbrella wasn't open? Isn't that something you would open right away when it's raining?

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extrasnipes 22

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jazzy_123 20

lol I'd rather people be amused because ny umbrella isn't open than be amused that it is open but the wind flipped it inside out. That's so embarrassing >,< lol

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ileenefudge 29

How did you not notice that your umbrella wasn't open? Isn't that something you would open right away when it's raining?

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OhWhoCares 42

I wonder how the OP didn't notice their hood getting wet and usually rain makes a soft "pitter-patter" sound on an opened umbrella... I'd notice that if nothing else..

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ItsAnanya 25

Reading the comments and feeling awkward because I use umbrellas even when going out in the summer; not only during monsoons.

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extrasnipes 22

No more like he just washed his clothes.

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warsun 27

Or neither. Some people use umbrellas to keep the sun off their face and body

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Bano360 25

Well their hood was up. Even with an umbrella you're still going to get wet

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extrasnipes 22

He says he had a hood on so we can assume he didn't feel any rain on his upper body and head. therefor he didn't question if his umbrella is open

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SuperStormCindy 8

he would have noticed his hoodie and shirt getting wet.

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FurryTigerNadie 8

If you have a hoodie on your shirt doesnt get wet

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Mynamewontfi 40

If you didn't notice that your umbrella wasn't open, it probably wasn't raining hard enough to need an umbrella.

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b00kn3rd 14

Still looked dumb walking around with his arm stuck in the air and holding the closed umbrella. If I did this I'd laugh at myself for a good five minutes.

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braidedsilver 8

I would probably laugh for years.

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redshirt59 1

Because even with your hood up, you should be able to hear the difference as rain hitting a hood sounds different than hitting an umbrella. If OP was wearing headphones that'd be one thing but even still, not to even get a glimps of a closed umbrella in the corner of his eye as he notices the other people? Not to have opened the umbrella as he lifted it over his head? SMH... No excuse i can see to make him not deserve it.

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bleeping 5

http://www.thesochillnetwork.com/post/52865326649/umbrella-youre-doing-it-wrong

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donkinator 24

thats hilarious as i did the same thing not long back, once i realised i pretended it was a walking stick.

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