Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly... - FML

By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

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Catuser 14

Saturday 8 March 2014 6:09

This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:22

Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:23

I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.

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Curlytwirly22 17

Sunday 9 March 2014 10:33

That's so funny !!!!!

krad204 21

Monday 10 March 2014 5:59

Oh snap!

SnowyFox 6

Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:56

I respect you SO much for this.

Krb1995 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 21:33

That was rude on your part

Tyrez 32

Sunday 23 November 2014 15:36

English classes are compiled of loads of bullshit so I'm not surprised your allergies were going off.

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 19:15

I must say while you deserved it, I probably would have done the same thing if I were, like, a million times braver. Way to go, OP, you've just found your number 1 fan.

ma19m 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 18:37

dude you saw the opportunity and took it totally worth it in my opinion

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