By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
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PrickHead 0

could of been worse... could of shit ur pants...

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ryrywakaka 0

LOL you should sniff it all up . take it for the team

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Comments

lonewolf6613 4

yes... shhh! don't tell anyone! :)

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lonewolf6613 4

that comment was meant for 11 :( stupid iPod! >:(

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lonewolf6613 4

YAY! I'm not alone! :) welcome to the dark side. sorry but I ate all the cookies :(

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hellokat1 0

Hey! What's going on here? Now it's in the right place? *confused*

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lonewolf6613 4

what the heck?! it's not so bad being confused. remember the first step is admitting it :)

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lonewolf6613 4

WTF?! it's wrong again! HULK ANGRY!!!! >:(

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lonewolf6613 4

oh no! not again! waaahhhh! (runs away crying) :)

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GeneralGreivous3 0

You never know if OP does still have his job. And don't worry lonewolf I still have some Darkside cookies! :)

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lonewolf6613 4

oh I ate those when u weren't looking :) I is sneaky. lol :)

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GeneralGreivous3 0

I wonder if Darth_Naru is on... and no you did not steal cookies from General Grievous

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lonewolf6613 4

*gasp!* you have a secret stash! darn you! :)

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GeneralGreivous3 0

Yes I do indeed have a secret stash.

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lonewolf6613 4

I think I shall sit in a corner and cry while eating imaginary darkside cookies. :( hey they taste pretty good! :)

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Darth_Naru 0

I see my name mentioned. And why eat fake ones when you can renew your Darkside pass to get another?

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lonewolf6613 4

omg u can do that?! I now have a reason to go on living! :)

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Darth_Naru 0

Oh yes just go up to one of the head siths and ask to renew your pass. They do it, and at the end they smile like a pedo and ask if you want a cookie.

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GeneralGreivous3 0

Oh hey Naru! Well best thing to do in that situation is to accept the cookie.

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lonewolf6613 4

oh wow that guy was creepy! I kicked him in his "cookies" and stole the real cookies YUMMY! :)

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Darth_Naru 0

Good job. Now you have an angry sith lord after you and your Darkside pass denied. No more cookies.

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sabrinahusic 0

The dark side never runs out of cookies. :P

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tjsomethin 9

Hey guys I just came back from the dark side. They lied about the cookies

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SwaggerMelon 6

There has not been one comment on this thread with positive thumbs

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lonewolf6613 4

I don't need the pass to get cookies. I stole the recipe :)

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Taurusbaybe 8

Stop with the cookie talk, please. Thank you.

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emmiep1011 7

I only have to ask. why?

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Darth_Naru 0

Do you need to have a reason to fart?

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kai_ngo 0

I didn't know you had to have a reason to fart.

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chuck1986 0

ya but he needs one for not holding it

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emmiep1011 7

I'm not questioning his reason for farting but why he couldn't wait 2 minutes until he was off the elevator. chill out people.

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BloodyMary97 4

u can't easily control farts. if y could noone would fart in public.

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hellokat1 0

Should have stayed away from the can of beans last night.

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hamster_10 2

should have clenched really

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brooooks 0

loool that is an FML , you should check your diet ..

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agSWAAAAG 0

if you're implying that an unhealthy diet causes smelly gas you might wanna rethink your theory. ever heard of that nutritious food called beans???

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I used to share a very small office with a vegetarian health nut, aka "the Salad Shooter." Trust me, it isn't just Taco Bell that'll mess you up...

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brooooks 0

COOL STORRY! who said she ate beans ?

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Kashi cereals. A few hours after eating them, your ass will turn into a leaf blower.

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ShelbyyCakess 0

there are some things that are better left held in.

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ibitehard 9

I was gonna say that! good job...

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XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

thats pretty gross.. good job. you should hold it in next time

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sharkwkrox 0

this is pretty hilarious.

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