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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Br00tal666 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 20:04

LMAO I get it, I hate when that happens. :P

elmorous 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 20:51

lol that happened to me, so i pretended to be talking on mine.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:23

bluetooth: making normal people look crazy since 1994 |the kid|

modelshark 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:38

y would u answer the question whats for dinner r u a dumbass or what the others can be a simple mistake but what the hell man

adorkable_spazz 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:55

haha i do stuff like that ALL the time...even when there isn't bluetooth involved. yesterday, my sister was on the phone, and i thought she was talking to me. i felt like such an idiot when i realized she wasn't talking to me. :P

moon21_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 0:10

that's funny

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Sunday 10 October 2010 1:36

Peacewind 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:24

I hate Bluetooth. it is NOT a solution to phone usage and driving and it makes others around you seem like idiots when they try to converse with you...and it looks like ur talking to urself. the inputting is good for is commercials. like the old lady cursing as she's walking.