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By JuniorDetective - 07/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML

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You deserved it 17 840

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By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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You deserved it 4 097

By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By thegirlofthedad - 29/01/2013 09:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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You deserved it 8 484

By ambulancedriver - 12/09/2009 18:35 - Poland

Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

shmaller 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:03

So you nearly killed a woman trying to save her? ...Good job.

Kalofinator 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:01

Damn, that sucks. That's what you get for trying to be helpful.

Comments

funkif1ed 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:40

#19 wtf?

wowfmlife 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:43

WTF?? There's a difference between stealing a purse, maybe hitting/punching and trying to save someone's life... either this isn't true or you're a total idiot. Either way FYL for just being you

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:18

Well wouldn't you have felt more terrible if she actually was being mugged and you did nothing? As im sure happends a lot. Cheers.

1073kat 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:34

**** your life is right.. but hey.. that old womens life is ****** for real.

jillz 0

Friday 8 May 2009 2:48

"Today I crept up on this old woman with my scythe in hand and my black robe flowing ominously behind me. I was so close to finally ending her life when this doctor came along to thwart my plans. My hopes did arise there for a moment when this would be hero intervened but alas, the fog cleared from his eyes and he recognized the doctor for what he was. Oh well, I'll get her eventually. F Everyone's L eventually."

mezentius 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:07

@25, doctors don't wear those white coats 24/7, and a lot of guys look pretty sketchy if they're low on sleep and haven't shaved.

poptartkid 0

Friday 8 May 2009 3:31

Stop blamming him he just tried to help an old lady you guys f***ing suck

RedJester23 6

Friday 8 May 2009 4:04

u guys are retarded would you "mind your own business" when somebody is getting mugged? good job for helping her out OP I would do the same not just keep walking. How do these "mind your own business" people sleep at night?

changster 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:22

this is totally fake... a doctor would never run away from someone with a heart attack.

do_wn_po_ur 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:35

haha... really.... you attacked a doctor... HA! I laugh. It's wonderful that you thougt to help her, but the irony of that situation..... is killing me.... and that old lady...... JK. You should be proud of your good intentions! *_*