Brain bleach please

By unashamed - 05/06/2014 08:11 - Australia - Ipswich

Today, an older gentleman came into my work for underwear. I helped him find his size, pulled out a pair of navy ones and he then turned to me and said, "I don't want dark colours because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continued looking for all the white pairs. FML
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Welshite 39

Direct him to the diaper section. Those are white...

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Welshite 39

Direct him to the diaper section. Those are white...

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Steve95401 49

It Depends on how long he has been wearing them.

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EphMi 5

the dude wants to see his shit, not conceal it.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Except that they're one-use only pairs of underwear. That would make it inconvenient.

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sjbartholome 14

Yeah because loss of sense of touch in the bum area is common for old people.

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joea21 21

I don't see how this is a FML for op. If anything the old man deserves it for the constant chocolate stains he has to deal with.

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Brody_Generico 7

I think anything you shit in is one use... Look for sales

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ohcheriecherie 20

cloth diapers are a thing tho. maybe this guy just....washes his underwear...

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syki 22

But couldn't he smell it? Probably more easily than seeing it, too.

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MattM95 16

At least he is honest. He does have a strange reason, but a valid point.

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brettrb 18

As I read this, I pictured the man being Gary Busey. Seems like it fits..

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badluckalex 23

what/who is bono? or did you spell boner wrong??? much confusion

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iLike2Teabag 27

I think it's a South Park reference. Bono is the front man of U2, and is "the world's biggest turd" according to South Park.

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MysteryGuitarMan 32

Well, he does make a valid point tough.

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Lavelle1313 11

Honesty. It's a virtue.

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sterling1113 15

I'm pretty sure patience isn't the *only* virtue.

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Sigilwen 24

A virtue is a characteristic of a person which supports individual moral excellence and collective well being. There for honesty is a virtue.

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Lavelle1313 11

#33 I wasn't going by any particular phrase, just the literal meaning of the word. Sorry for the confusion.

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Alyxi 20

Seeing as I have a med condition that causes that very issue sometimes, that's why I would WANT dark ones...I think he's a lil nuts but hey to each their own.

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sunshineb81 16

He probably has vision impairment due to his age as well. That's my thinking behind his white undies logic anyway.

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xNephilim 18

I'd go with white ones. You can wash and bleach them. With the dark ones, once you shit in them, you're kind of outta luck.

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chuka81 27

That's a shitty situation...now this pun is out of the way, let's move on to brighter comments.

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jerryj 27

It wasn't necessary to get that pun "out of the way".

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badluckalex 23

you just brought it back "in the way". now that this thread is over with let's move on to more relevant comments

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Right as I'm eating my breakfast. There goes my appetite!

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itwasthedognotme 14

Tut tut, haven't you already leant not to eat food while reading FMLs?

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badluckalex 23

we've all learned the hard way, unfortunately.

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kozzard 17

I must have a stomach of steel then, eating and reading FML never bothers me

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