By mustanggt - 10/07/2012 15:39 - United States - La Porte

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
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CoolRainbowdash 15

He is right, it is bullshit.

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Irishgypsy 2

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

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redreynard 14

Judge Judy is getting to be one crazy bitch.

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galacticstorm 6

then god help us(dramatic pause...and fart)

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loserman67 35

"But Your Honor, I was rushing to the Childrens Hospital to deliver the ointment so badly needed for the burn victims, I swear!" "Son, it is my considered opinion that your defense is complete, unadulterated, bullshit. GUILTY!"

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OhDearBetrayal 25

It would be quite sad if he was telling the truth. Poor misunderstood OP.

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monkeyhead641 6

Sorry Justin. Driving over 100 miles an hour is a ticket for you too. It is not the paparazzis fault

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wetFeline 3

Dats wut u git fer drivin a girls car

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rubberduckie94 13

He who represents himself in court has a fool for a client.

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drtimblin 0

It's traffic court smart one. There are no lawyers in traffic court.

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perdix 29

Not so fast, #43, I sat on a jury in traffic court. The defendant demanded a jury trial, so we deliberated for two hours to find her not guilty of a minor speeding offense. I'm guessing she spent 5-10x on her lawyer than the fine would have been.

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perdix 29

Yep, in Texas. Jury trials and creationism.

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bfsd42 20

I have a traffic ticket lawyer. He goes to court for me and only costs $100. 50% success rate at getting my ticket dropped. So, yes there are lawyers in traffic court.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Isn't it dumb to have a lawyer? Between lawyer cost and then court fees you're paying the same cost if not more. The only time it would be helpful is if you're about to lose your license due to too many points.

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Keliosan 6

Bravo to that judge. YDI, slow down(or stop doing whatever said ticket was for) or get better at bullshitting people. If you're an asswipe atleast be a great one, it's so much more shameful to be a failure and an asswipe.

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perdix 29

Rushing home to prevent your friend from committing suicide because he failed to become a banker is not a valid defense. I saw a video about that in law school.

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wetFeline 3

Rushing home to kill your cat that just shit on your bed is tho

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Axipiter 24

Wouldn't he commit suicide after SUCCEEDING at becoming a banker?

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perdix 29

#37, no, it was his friend's lifelong dream to become a banker. Look up Newman vs. New York.

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Axipiter 24

Ah got it. I just assumed someone would off themself if they did that for a living. Not judging, just I'D be bored as hell haha.

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perdix 29

#100, I don't think you really got it. It was a Seinfeld reference. "The Ticket" 4th episode of the 4th season.

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Axipiter 24

Nope, missed that one. Never watched Seinfeld. I actually looked up Newman vs. New York, and found nothing. Now it makes sense, thanks.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Next time hire a lawyer then it will just be adulterated bullshit!

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redreynard 14

Same goes if you put your trust in a public defender.

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