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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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GlobalB 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:12

Iit's an online insult, probably by someone that doesn't know you. Don't take it personally. Either way, you're the controller of your own destiny. If you really have a problem with it look at getting a gym membership and start looking for apartments, assuming you don't have extreme financial issues. If you don't like the situation you're in, change it.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

then do something about it.

Comments

dgr8ing 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:02

ugh my bad that was me sorry dude but you started it

WHITE_SMURF 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:38

what's wrong with playing video games

thebrightside14 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:34

so you posted it on fml so you can be insulted even more online.

HonestlyHonest 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:27

Your life sounds ******* awesome! I mean, shit, I wish I had cats and a mother all up in my space telling me to get a job!

lag96 7

Monday 15 August 2011 3:17

No, cats are awesome.* That's better.

SpikedKnuckles 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:34

We're you playing Call of Duty?

PhoenixxFire 4

Monday 19 December 2011 3:57

Fail.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:09

I know a man who has never had a gf, 30yrs old, has a cat, lives in his mom and dad's basement, and always broke cause he gives most of his paycheck to his church. His parents are very controlling. Poor guy. I told him the only way he will be happy is to stop going to his brainwashing church (he is too scared cause he was drilled since a child he will go to hell and his family will disown him if he does) save up money, move out. He will probably never grow up.

gnosiso 0

Monday 16 January 2012 4:59

It's just a troll... Like most Internet 9 year olds with nothing to do.

SweetPerfectionn 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:19

Something needs to change if you're not happy. Don't let what that person get to you though, he doesn't know you, so his/hers opinion shouldn't matter.