Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college,...

By Alyssa - 31/03/2012 18:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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Quiet!

By faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 06:00

Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML

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Get out

By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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Cad6 24

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:44

Aww, that's cold.

Cad6 24

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:51

#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.

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mia1764 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 8:30

"today I was in community college"

Linuxxon 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 8:53

You deserev it for going to school sick

milky0candy 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 9:26

the guy who kicked you out was a bastard. hope you'll get better soon OP :)

Hts777 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 9:42

Shouldn't have went to class in the first place

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Sunday 1 April 2012 10:40

I'm sure OP is very apologetic for trying to get an education. How sinful.

TheThrasher_fml 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 11:01

happened to me in grade 9

mattorama 15

Sunday 1 April 2012 12:55

Do they not have tissues in North Carolina? Go blow the snot out of your nose before going to class. If it fills up while you're there, excuse yourself.