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Who am I?

By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 06:00

Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 08/09/2016 04:54 - United States - Miami

Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML

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By graphite01 - 01/11/2016 04:08 - United States - Eugene

Today, I found out that I was never actually enrolled in the class I've been attending all semester. I guess that explains why I only got $400 dollars in student aid, not the 1,200 they said I'd get. FML

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By gr8 - 28/09/2018 17:30

Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML

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By Alyssa - 31/03/2012 18:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

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By Kulcha - 13/02/2009 11:07 - Australia

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

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By Alex - 30/09/2009 06:46 - Belgium

Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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Catch 22

By Jobless - 10/12/2016 03:35

Today I was fired from my job. They fired me because they couldn't work around my college schedule. The only reason they hired me was because they were looking for college students and without a job I can't go back to school. FML

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Red tape

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 15:00 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I got kicked out of university after missing/failing two exams on the same day, because I was told I could submit my family member's family emergency documents. Turns out, they didn't recognise it because of different last names. My parents never officially married, so couldn't prove it. FML

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Sdog 6

Wednesday 26 January 2022 4:21

Was it an english class?

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 26 January 2022 4:39

I’m kinda pissed I came here to comment this and you beat me to it lol

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 26 January 2022 2:37

They obviously took extra precaution and kicked you out before you even had a chance to fail or be on academic probation. Common sense, OP.

Sdog 6

Wednesday 26 January 2022 4:21

Was it an english class?

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 26 January 2022 4:39

I’m kinda pissed I came here to comment this and you beat me to it lol

Mysterious_one 26

Wednesday 26 January 2022 5:11

Huh...

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 26 January 2022 5:12

There has to be way more to this story. They don't kick you out of college for that.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 26 January 2022 6:29

Maybe if you're too dumb to know what classes you are enrolled in, you're not college material. Start playing with crypto. It's a good way for idiots to make millions.

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