Miscellaneous: Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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You deserved it 3 272

By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 09:19 - Australia

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 508

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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I_have_no_clue 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:41

How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.

sammehsaurus 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:56

Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Haha..

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lblikk 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 14:54

you should have party boyed on her then ran off ha

cja101 8

Tuesday 14 September 2010 17:44

lmao I would have stayed there

PlutoSA 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 18:21

So which one was she? Grumpy? Dopey? Sneezey?

xoxmichaelaxox 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:14

omg if you scroll up you see that the girl who got sit on posted a fml as well. ahahah how ironic.

darko212 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:12

Ha! I know. when I scrolled down and saw this, I was taken aback. Turns out she really is small, lol.

mightymart 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:41

how in the nine hells can you confuse a chair with a woman

a1995production 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:13

then which one was she?

a1995production 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:13

then which one was she?

Allymeme 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:57

ydi for going to the movies alone

Compass 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 14:52

YDI. Do you just spot the top of a seat then walk there backwards and sit down so you don't see anything? WTF.

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:59

nice is all i have to say

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Same thing different taste

Move!

Close shave

Shut up

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