By Should have stayed in the closet - 07/06/2018 06:00

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Today, I was leaving college when my yearlong roommate said that he "needed me inside him" before I left. Having just accepted that I’m gay, we had sex. Only later did I learn about the floor-wide bet about me being gay. I still don’t know if my roommate fucked me for fun or for 5 cases of beer. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Here's what you do: Tell him you deserve half the beer, then as you walk out, let everyone on your floor overhear you mocking his tiny, tiny, tiny penis. Walk out with your head held high, and find someone worthwhile to share your beer with.

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Davros 12

moving is always such a pain in the ass

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Bismuth92 11

If your roommate had sex with you for 5 cases of beer, that just makes him a prostitute. It sucks that he outed you to your whole floor, but I still feel like you came out on top here (pun intended).

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Chazzster 28

So your room mate asked you for gay sex and you did it. And now you are outed and embarrassed? Guess what, your room mate is a ***** and a prostitute since he did it for 5 cases of beer. It seems to me that the room mate is the one who should be embarrassed.

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nneaves22 11

if he received it was definitely for fun. no straight man would recieve for beer

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sandyngethe 7

His behavior is very queer🤔

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CreeperReaperX 5

This is the weirdest friend-zone story I’ve heard.

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Brony1027 3

well at least you're out of the closet dude.... I still can't bring myself to come out of the closet to my wife as bisexual

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