What does gay sex smell like? Is it possible to discern that two men ****** on a sheet just by smelling it? Why would his mom sniff his dirty sheets? Why can't your roommate wash his own sheets? What kind of justice have you wrought upon him for soiling your bed linen? Are all these questions annoying? Should I not ask any more?

Locks are useful things and can be purchased for not exorbitant sums.

Did you smell them to make sure his mom wont suspect it?

See, he would have to know what that smells like first...... I see someone coming out of the closet soon!

Make his mom wash your gay sheets! You don’t really care if he comes out to his mom, or if your roommate “outs” you to her. You just want clean sheets!

Start taking a shit on his bed cause you don't want the toilet to stink.

Just have sex with a woman in his bed and yours then the next time he brings back his BF they'll smell nothing but a woman everywhere 😈

Dear Roomate: Here’s $5 in quarters, and printed MapQuest directions to the nearest laundromat. If you’re gonna sex like an adult, act like one. P.S. I peed on your pillow so you should go sooner than later.

I don't know what's worse - the fact that your roommate used your bed to have sex in, or that his mom still does his laundry.

Think I threw up a little.