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By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Welcome to the Splash Zone!

By Vomitoid - 07/02/2018 01:30

Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Tis the season to be jolly

By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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Clusterfuck

By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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Twisted107 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:01

looks like you did have one.

bigphill1333 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:02

What a dick.

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love_me_electric 20

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:16

Something just like this was on 1000 Ways to Die last night, except instead of throwing up the guy's ulcers ripped and he bled out into his body cavity. Your friend is an ass, he could've killed you.

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:12

that's what I said, I was shocked seeing that too. too think all the times I got punch in the stomach that could have happend to me. it really makes us open our eyes and see how easy it could be.

annihil8or 15

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:29

Punch him in the face

deadshadow_fml 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:39

one of my best friends has ulcers like that. 60% of her stomach is covered in ulcers. she's shes supposed to die in 3 years. :,( I hope u have much better luck with it

Kthxbaibbq 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 5:55

Beat his ass like a drum.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:14

i have that problem it sux now i cant gt drunk anymore fml

cyppy11 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:02

Kick him hard in his nuts and spit the blood in his face. Stupid mothefucker

dragster_fml 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:08

i dont believe it

awesomenessgirl 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 14:51

hopefully you threw up on them for karma?

theonlysweetpea 10

Wednesday 9 February 2011 20:02

That's when you repay him with a friendly punch in the throat. :)

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:17

Op read doc bastards comment you will find mine I didn't want to repeat myself, there's things in there that the actual doctor wouldnt have told you. It's a list of sh!t