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By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
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Twisted107 4

looks like you did have one.

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beastin34 0

damn my best friend has it and he coughs blood when it flares up

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cjspringsteen 0

Awww that"s really mean!

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TardxxxCake 4

28: You're a ******* dumb bitch. how the hell would you like it if you were throwing up blood? idiot.

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Heliol 8

28's probably just a masochist and is jealous that this guy has this great pain and is bitching about it instead of getting turned on.

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jbtheone_fml 5

TerdXXXfruitcake Such anger, I'm glad there are people like you, it sure makes my life seem that much better, F'n LOOOSER!!

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mintcar 9

Some say break a leg to wish someone good luck. You are not actually supposed to injure them. Anyways, FYL OP. At least now you know for sure that there's something wrong. Your friend is an idiot.

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jbtheone_fml 5

your ungrateful, sounds to me your friend helped diagnose you. You should buy him lunch and a beer.

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mintcar 9

Its spelled you'... Ugh...never mind.

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TardxxxCake 4

don't bother 38. he's just a dumb, fatass drunk country bumpkin that ***** his sister. he won't be around for long :) the alcohol poisoning will take care of him

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Heliol 8

46 - first you disagree with 28 then you post like if you agree with 32? They pretty much said the same thing to OP.

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DocBastard 38

Heliol - reread TardxxxCake's comment with a comma after "bother" and it will make a whole lot more sense to you.

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jbtheone_fml 5

Oh grammar Nazi, the true losers of the world, who have nothing better to do. Oh, oh you should be ashamed of yourself and be banned from your Nazi camp for using such poor punctuation.

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SpazzyPanda 0

^ that was supposed to be for 46, my mistake.

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bluejay22 4

wow you are a true jackass. how about this if you can't say something significant to this person who actually had a problem, then dont say shit at all.

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seximexi911 10

omg I'm so sorry!!! haha i wish someone would have punched him harder for you. but i hope everything goes well. :)

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havoc1331 0

at least you know that you have them and saved money at the doctors office :)

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nikki9tails 3

they still have to test, they need to know

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