Intimacy: Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do...

By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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shmikey 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

a sticky situation...

azurablade 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:16

lol

Comments

davedavedavedav 6

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:04

terrible

mowmowlife 21

Monday 16 July 2012 1:28

That's terrible. But were you in your parent's house? How else would they have come? If that was the case, grody. I hope you immediately broke up with him like the angry strike of godly thunder on his ass.

SaccharinSativa 4

Tuesday 25 December 2012 9:09

easy come easy go

Drifting 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:29

Speechless...wow....FYL

gallaeo 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:56

Wow......just wow. Definitely FYL OP, also YDI for letting him tie you up like that. Unless it was someone I was dating for at least 2 years minimum I wouldn't even consider it myself.....I damn sure would have trust issues with getting tied up like that, especially without any ways of untying myself. Also, FY Parents lives, I could only imagine how utterly soul shuddering that was for them, Especially your father. But, look on the bright side OP, after having to come home & finding their daughter was willingly tied up, needing help, fully exposed, looking like a cheap ****, with an entire face full (which I'm sure by that point had time to spread & run to cover everything from the neck up) of man juice.....I'm sure that was the all time lowest opinion they could have of you period. So, on the bright side, there's really not too terribly much else you could do in life that would disappoint your parents any more than they were at that moment. Nowhere to go but up from there. I would definitely dump his ass though, you can't really get more ****** up than that. Even though YDI, sorry OP, I'm sure that was an extremely horrible scarring experience.

gallaeo 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 22:03

Just re-read the FML pertaining to they had been together for four years, so I retract my statement of being with someone longer than 2 years before trying something like that ..that just makes it even more ****** up... It's hard to believe that you could be with someone that damn long & they would betray your trust & do you like that. Definitely FYL OP.