By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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this_one 2

Dump him. Right away. Your boyfriend should never treat you with such disrespect.

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Sekococo 0

there a song simliar to the the title and lyric suggestion **** on your face it call "Your Face" by phil defranco i love that song

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polarbare 0

hahaha wrong comment fag! yeah you ppl are Sooo stupid. everyone knows soup chicken noodle soup starts off with dried **** on the face.

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xxprettydisaster 0

theres another song called **** in my pants from the lonely island

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talonbronson 0

'i wanna put my penis... right there on your face! in your mouth, or on your nose, doesn't really matter where it goes, as long as I put it... right there on your face!' defranco nation!!!!

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ilysweetcupcake 1

yum yum yum soup!

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Sparkiee93 3

RETALIATION TIME! You should get into some erotic play with him then after you get him bound and gagged and blind folded whisper in his ear that you will be back in a second, maybe a kiss behind the ear for encouragement, then have a huge gay fat man (with nothing but a batman mask and cape on to conceal his identity) and have him start giving him a *******, then you come up behind him and pull off his blind fold, then whisper "Payback is a bitch, ain't it?", and have fat batman stand up and jerk off onto his face.

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Phil_McCracken 0

That'd be awesome retaliation!!

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perdix 29

YDI for not waiting until marriage. . . To do bondage goo-facials

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olisykes_ 0

lololol! that made my day.

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