Intimacy: Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do...

By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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You deserved it 8 755

By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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shmikey 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

a sticky situation...

azurablade 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:16

lol

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lx2GODLYxl 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:38

hahahahaha holy sh!t freaking funny if u were my daughter we'd have some issues lol!!!!!!! and **** doesn't smell u must be a virgin

the_spike_i_like 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:43

Wow, that's some weak shit to do to a g/f of 4 years. Funny to read though.

snafu57 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:45

WHAT IF #129's COMMENT WAS REAL. IT WAS CLOSE TO THE BEGINNING

nklinker10 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:48

Holllllyyy shittt I'm laughing soo hard FYL

dsimmy34 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:52

lmfao

RonyTeddyAdrien 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:58

ain't dat a bitch lmfao I am sorry

1030love 10

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:17

are you serious? he's #129 because he was the 129th person to comment, he's only close to the beginning because he commented on an earlier post

what_the_fail 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:34

YDI. *****.

georgiinaa 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:52

i agree what_the_fail..stfu.

kh2soldier 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:42

u dumbass ur such a little horny slutty kid

bjcarson 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:54

OP got dominated...but coulda been worse, you could had man dingos load on your face.

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