Weddings and Love: Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered...

By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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Caught in 4K

By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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paks7 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:59

aw thats so sad your maid of honor sucks

loki09 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:03

This definitely sucks for you. However, its hysterical for me. :)

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omghehehe 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 6:18

Why don't people tell people they have crap in their nose and eyes, something in your teeth, toilet paper attached somewhere, zipper down, scrotum hanging out :D, etc? We all, on occasion, have gone through some of them. It would be nice if someone would say something, so you don't look like a jackass. LOL

kamineko 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 11:04

omg ;-) how I agree with you ... a couple of weeks ago I noticed people giving me strange looks all of a sudden. Nobody ever said anything. A (long) while later, I discovered in a mirror that a pigeon shat on my suit. I was able to rinse it off last minute before my appointment. But I wish that a Great Ass From The Sky would have descended and pooped on everyone who noticed without saying a word...

ColdGold 6

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:23

dito

omghehehe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 19:32

Well, I would've said something to you, Kamineko, and helped you clean the poopy mess off your suit. Damn birds, taking a dump wherever they like.

did_it_4_lulz 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 6:28

Priceless!

laelul 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 7:14

luckily there's this wonderful thing we have today call photoshop. if it's bothering you that much just get the photographer "pick your nose" for you and retouch the photos, although you may have to dish out the $$$ to get them reprinted.

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 10 December 2009 7:42

Pics or it didn't happen ;D

JKfusion 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 8:13

fail

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 10:36

You think its funny but it snot.

aback 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:03

I have a feeling you must have been having a blast playing Bridezilla these past many months, so when everyone else saw that big honkin' booger hanging out your nose, they all decided to let it go. If the other people in the photos have larger-than-normal smiles, then you'll know.