Weddings and Love: Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered...

By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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Caught in 4K

By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 22:09 - Netherlands - Vianen

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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Thursday 10 December 2009 1:59

aw thats so sad your maid of honor sucks

loki09 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:03

This definitely sucks for you. However, its hysterical for me. :)

Comments

Eaglestrike117 29

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:29

Ever hear of Photoshop? You can scan them in and do it yourself, unless you want a new photo book thing from the photographer. Than just take the photos back and make him reprint them after Photoshopping it.

darkmis1 17

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:33

Thats what Photoshop is for. Just scan the pictures onto the computer, and doctor them out.

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:35

I had to read this 4x before I got it...yeah, I know, I'm a dumbass. At first I thought you were saying you were looking through your pics, you kept seeing a booger, you flicked it & it wouldn't go away, and it turned out you had a booger in your nose that was reflecting on the pics or something (as in, the booger was in your nose as you were looking at the pics)..... I was going to say "big ******* deal?" but then, after reading the comments, I figured it out.... I'm sure I'm probably the only person who read it that way at first, but yeah. FYL.

h2opoloplaya 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:44

fail

paulhawkes 5

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Thursday 10 December 2009 2:35

aw, on ur wedding day??? and no one told u! that sucks big time =S

LGshorty 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:48

haha suck

remembermexx 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:50

Lmao. Fail.

BunnyDrastic 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:53

Mustv been a big ****** booger dude damn

quackquackquac 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 3:00

if it was so big you could see it in pictures, I'm sure you would've seen it looking in a mirror or something... you know, when you touch up and stuff.