Intimacy: Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards...

By fuundmental/// - 09/04/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

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By Scarred - 22/09/2018 12:00

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 11:56 - United States

Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By .__. - 07/12/2014 08:10 - United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By V - 09/02/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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HappinessForFree 3

Saturday 9 April 2011 12:03

Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?

lolomg69 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 12:01

You have some kinky grandparents.

Comments

KjoeLjan 4

Saturday 9 April 2011 12:57

Why would you touch your grandfather's g-string?

bluegoldfish 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:02

cool you can borrow them :)

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:38

Reminds me of the time I used my grandpa's computer and discovered his most recent google search was for "senior sex." ::shudder::

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 22:05

Would you prefer to have found "big titty asians" or "ten year old *****"? I felt dirty just thinking up and typing those.

Shinygirlnz 1

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:42

Today I was nosing around my grandparents stuff and found their sex toys, then I touched one, because I'm a nutbar.

maphineRAWRS 10

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:25

win

mismonroe 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:45

Sounds hot.

TheSithAssassin 15

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:51

I am far more interested in why you decided to touch it.....

enonymous 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:55

Weren't you asking for a pony when you're a kid? surprise they got one!

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 9 April 2011 13:57

Oh dear... Go grandpa, go!

Yournamehere42 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:25

Grandpa walks in the room-"Hey baby, you wanna ride?" Then the horse neighs all on it's own. That's the first thing I thought of when I read this. If I were a man, I would use that on some stoned girl and laugh about the reaction for the rest of my life.

toriluva 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:29

I <333 old ppl tester day was Grammys b day I <3333 her ... but ur grandma and grandpa ewwwie my Grammy and pa pie lol r done with that stuff they through it away ... how would u Evan no what one looks like lmfao

Yournamehere42 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 14:40

I could barely understand anything in your comment except for the last sentence, but I'm pretty sure it isn't that difficult to tell what it looks like. It's a g-string... that's sized for a man.