Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find...

Attractive has nothing to do with it. Creepers invade people's privacy because they can. They may have a preferred type but anything will do in a pinch.

skyorpia101 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:36

Maybe time for a new room mate.......

janerose21 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:44

what DVD were u looking for? cause u should thank it !!

adadancer310 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:10

that reminds me of the movie the roomate... o_O

llamafish 25

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:17

Roommate's* ...this is the fourth or fifth apostrophe-related error I've pointed out...I'm starting to feel more than a bit annoying.

FalconWhitaker 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:22

Creepy as fuuuuuuuuuuck.

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