Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook... - FML

By Meowingtons500 - 28/11/2011 04:02 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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Meowingtons500 18

Monday 28 November 2011 22:51

Think Mario moustache + typical Saskatchewanian redneck man with a 80's trucker hat and you gots it.:)

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plasticspoon 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:14

There is always that random mustache guy in pictures...

enonymous 8

Monday 28 November 2011 9:09

I do not deny that I was in this photo

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Friday 19 December 2014 12:06

This is my favourite fml.

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Friday 8 January 2016 18:55

your family sounds awsome

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