By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 600
You deserved it 2 913

Same thing different taste

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theten_fml 9

Abe Lincoln freed the slaves after he returned from hunting vampires on his unicorn.

If Abraham Lincoln had actually gone around killing sparkly vampires, he'd have been my hero for TWO reasons.

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SApprentice 34

He was just trying to seek attention from the class. Ground him for being willingly stupid.

HelloChrissy 9

For his next class assignment he will probably talk about the structural context of Hogwarts. :)

boycrazy30007 12

Good movie, bad academic source.

Your son has bad taste in movies. He should have used Arbaham Lincoln vs. Zombies, it's a much better film.

you do know its a book too right? and that the book is always better

Ciraxas 7

The LOTR movies were a lot better than the book

I did know that it is a book, but the book is irrelevant to The Asylum ripoff being a much better film.

It's really a good movie to use for debating. I mean, when you are talking about world hunger, who wouldn't mention vampire slaying?

in that case dont ever let him watch abraham lincon zombie hunter. it will confuse his hole outlook on history

Nobody references tw...*click boom* *sad violin*

Uh, 68?, yes, sadly, sadly, they still do...