By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
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theten_fml 9

Abe Lincoln freed the slaves after he returned from hunting vampires on his unicorn.

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DocBastard 38

If Abraham Lincoln had actually gone around killing sparkly vampires, he'd have been my hero for TWO reasons.

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SApprentice 34

He was just trying to seek attention from the class. Ground him for being willingly stupid.

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HelloChrissy 9

For his next class assignment he will probably talk about the structural context of Hogwarts. :)

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boycrazy30007 12

Good movie, bad academic source.

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Callyn 47

Your son has bad taste in movies. He should have used Arbaham Lincoln vs. Zombies, it's a much better film.

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stupidpplsuck 33

you do know its a book too right? and that the book is always better

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Ciraxas 7

The LOTR movies were a lot better than the book

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Callyn 47

I did know that it is a book, but the book is irrelevant to The Asylum ripoff being a much better film.

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sharksfan48 13

It's really a good movie to use for debating. I mean, when you are talking about world hunger, who wouldn't mention vampire slaying?

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miss_sqwert 19

in that case dont ever let him watch abraham lincon zombie hunter. it will confuse his hole outlook on history

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RaggleFrock 13

Nobody references tw...*click boom* *sad violin*

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pmadNess 16

Uh, 68?, yes, sadly, sadly, they still do...

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