By Hmmmm - 20/09/2012 14:58 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
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theten_fml 9

Abe Lincoln freed the slaves after he returned from hunting vampires on his unicorn.

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DocBastard 38

If Abraham Lincoln had actually gone around killing sparkly vampires, he'd have been my hero for TWO reasons.

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KatetheGeek 0

Shame. How could he do that to poor Abraham? He should really get his facts straight. Lincoln wasn't a slayer, he was the watcher! I mean who do you think trained that slayer back then?

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TwitchingNebula 17

#2, maybe next time they'll reference this and not let you post comments next time.

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KiRaKaT 9

You just had to bring up twilight #2....

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SimonJester 1

Well, its not really much more fictional than what's in most of the history books about him.

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dstluke 7

wait.... that was made up?

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kitkattgirl 2

"I was made aware..." I cringe at those who use unneeded formal phrases. Your son's situation isn't nearly as horrible as your grammar.

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slap_u_much 6

Awwww lol that book was good and so was the movie. It's ok though. When he grows up, he'll prob laugh at himself for doing that and tell his kids how he did a report on Abe Lincoln vampire hunter

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djgoreo 12

YDI that crap is fantastic and 100% historically correct

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dixiefoxx 22

Don't worry, a guy that used to be a huge douche to me actually asked his friend "Who's Jimmy Carter? Is he a football player?" we were in 9th grade, and yes, this is a true story.. xD

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