Miscellaneous: Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender...

By JBone - 22/01/2009 07:02 - Canada

Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 16:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I was excited to try out my new blender, but when I turned it on, the lid flew off and sprayed smoothie all over my kitchen. Now I have a fruity polka dot pattern on parts of my kitchen's walls and ceiling. FML

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Crunchy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Randers

Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML

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Blasted

By Fauna - 09/05/2019 04:00

Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Accident-prone af - 07/07/2020 20:02

Today, while making milkshakes, I was pouring and the blender's blades all fell out somehow. I don't know what's worse, that I sliced my finger open when the blades fell out and now there's blood all over, that there's now melted ice cream all over my counter and floor, or that I just wasted an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Ouch

By lifesmells - 27/06/2009 00:29 - Canada

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

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Here comes the flood

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 01:34 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

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Thursday 27 August 2009 8:49

Why would you even push the on button if it wasn't plugged in and the lid wasn't on??

_xandria_ 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:52

>.>... u kno... thats soooo common... its not, fml at all. thats more like... ur stupid.. ....>.>...

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derrickddiazz 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 5:03

n00b

lizzilla8297 2

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:44

idiot.

Brittney_E 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:12

fail.

MasterOfTheXP 2

Monday 20 September 2010 6:37

"ka-BOOOOOOMM!!!!" - TF2 demoman

Iheardthat 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:31

You deserve it for being a dumbass who most likely does EVERYTHING half-assed

Justin23L 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:43

He made a mistake...it doesn't mean he's a bad person.

martin1987uk 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 13:18

Don't most blenders now have a safety switch? Meaning that it won't operate if the lid isn't properly secured.

nmlutgen 11

Tuesday 23 October 2012 23:21

Hahahaha ydi. Smart move.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 17:59

At least put the lid on before turning it on pugged in or not...now you know....

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 6:52

Smooth move

Amazing_Taylor_ 9

Wednesday 16 April 2014 20:58

So you pushed the on button without the lid on.? Or did you take the lid off to plug it in.?

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