Intimacy: Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang....

By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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You deserved it 4 447

Mannerheim 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:05

Haha, dude, that sucks so bad.

Sessee 4

Friday 24 April 2009 18:22

At least you didn't answer it and make your girlfriend talk to your mom like that one guy did since his mom didn't believe he was getting laid. FYL.

Comments

takemeaway10 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:14

SOO are you mad because your mom ruined the feeling or mad because your girlfriend thought you were cheating?

SmokinGuns 13

Saturday 22 March 2014 22:02

Yeah OP is cheating on his girlfriend with his mom...

Fanoodle 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 15:12

I guess you have to start over...

lisajean 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:06

ewwww

UrRightFML 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 10:58

Omfg, Oh dude i fill bad for you.

nikkotine 0

Friday 19 August 2011 2:09

I fill bad for you too.

LchTessMnstr 3

Monday 8 June 2009 19:08

Cockblock! That's the best ever...but dude...that sux.

genius_man16 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

So did you cum? lol

DeafChef 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:04

cockblocked by your mom.

Arturo7531 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:06

lol funniest one I´ve seen at the moment :)

cyril_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:32

loool i agree i love this one! there are a lot of haters that put bad ratings for no reason!!! 5/5

Adriennerox211 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:01

What does "I was about to cum" mean?? Like what does he mean when hes about to come?

BurnDammit 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:29

'About to cum' means he was about to ******,or in other words,he was about to release his sperm u.u That's what 'cumming' means.

Shady_313 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 8:07

are you like 8 years old or something?

ladidalisa 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:23

hahah, idiot. you shouldn't be on FML at the age of 3.

chewbacca69 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:31

ur a dumbass I knew that shit when I was like 9

ashtay01 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 21:58

I think #18 was probably kidding. RETARDS!!!!

SmokinGuns 13

Saturday 22 March 2014 22:05

First of all it means he was about to ejaculate. And second, if this person is younger than you and you're talking crap to them for not knowing a word about orgasming, then all of you are idiots and need to go to work or read a damn book instead of bragging about knowing 'sex words' when you were a kid. That's just pure stupidity and ignorance.