Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

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Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
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coius 23

My father called me 6-8x a day till recently, when I picked up and said “I’m balls-deep in my wife, what do you need?” Now he texts to see if i’m free or only calls during sane hours (like 3-5PM at latest, not 11 PM at night or 6:30 AM). Problem solved. The shock value is hilarious and you can’t put a price on making someone uncomfortable on purpose. Just answer like that and don’t look back. Gets the point through she doesn’t run your life. Otherwise, god help any of your partners because then YDI.

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Crowned Sataness 12

start setting boundaries now and let her freak out. she needs to learn to treat you like the adult you are, or she will interfere with all your relationships and any future children. you will never have a happy marriage if you are enmeshed with her, and she WILL expect to be the mother if you have children.

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Shzusuziq 16

and why do you have to answer your phone everytime she calls? That's just weird

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tounces7 27

You're obviously old enough to be out of the house on your own, so presumably an adult, which means you should have had this conversation with her already, that you aren't her property any more.

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RichardPencil 30

Just tell her you were doing anal and maintained your virginity.

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Crowned Sataness 12

start setting boundaries now and let her freak out. she needs to learn to treat you like the adult you are, or she will interfere with all your relationships and any future children. you will never have a happy marriage if you are enmeshed with her, and she WILL expect to be the mother if you have children.

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coius 23

My father called me 6-8x a day till recently, when I picked up and said “I’m balls-deep in my wife, what do you need?” Now he texts to see if i’m free or only calls during sane hours (like 3-5PM at latest, not 11 PM at night or 6:30 AM). Problem solved. The shock value is hilarious and you can’t put a price on making someone uncomfortable on purpose. Just answer like that and don’t look back. Gets the point through she doesn’t run your life. Otherwise, god help any of your partners because then YDI.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tell her to **** off, and fly her helicopter somewhere else.

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roosterchick 9

The people in these comments are being kinda mean about this. I take it y'all haven't had overbearing parents? My parents are similar except they were so overbearing they ended up finding out I wasn't a virgin on their own. And when it came to not answering phone calls, I was yelled and made to feel hella guilty if I missed a call. We also don't know how old she is. She could very well be living with her parents who still have some control over her (even though they shouldn't if she's an adult). Anyway, that's rough OP, but like other's have said, now that she knows, you just gotta rip off the bandaid. I feel for ya.

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brenniman 10

Could you maybe just tell her that you were flickin' the bean solo action?

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BLACKHEART46101 10

I wish I do that with my girl to her dad, he lives 18 hours away. Haha

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ViviMage 38

Are you over 18? Then you are an adult and legal to make this choice for yourself.

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