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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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Behave!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 16:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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Saturday 3 April 2010 9:23

maybe if you shower daily that won't happen... ydi for being dirty

playalovegame 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 9:28

ydi for hiding bugs in your bra

Comments

srunano 4

Sunday 4 April 2010 22:04

@ #63, #83, and #103... Thanks, it reminded me of the movie Bug's Life lol

srunano 4

Sunday 4 April 2010 22:13

Until you give me indisputable proof of your claim, I am obligated to call shenanigans!!!! Lol jk #95

GoSuckADick_Douc 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 23:24

Fake and Gay.

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Monday 5 April 2010 3:23

wat, leik you've never not chanqed yer bra 4 a month or 2?

jaymercer 0

Monday 5 April 2010 8:18

hahahaha 41 = ****** great

Tishawna_fml 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 6:28

no shit @22

MeowMixYumm 0

Monday 12 April 2010 6:53

Bwahaha that's hilarious! -That's is gross that you had a bug in your bra...

luuckyc729 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 9:18

ewwww. rotflmao!!

imaniiboo 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 1:41

you must be really fatt.or have really big boobies.

Cmc520 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:52

how wud u not notice that.

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