Intimacy: Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started...

By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By TJ - 06/04/2012 11:10 - United Kingdom - Redhill

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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By robinhoood - 12/07/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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By 2in longer - 01/11/2016 12:57 - United States - Coldwater

Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML

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By gimmeabreak0_o - 18/06/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 9 November 2012 3:26

Violent wedgie? Isn't that the 37th Shade of Grey?

magicman13 9

Friday 9 November 2012 3:13

That could be a turn on?Maybe?

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aly01234567 5

Friday 9 November 2012 5:56

That just made myy world go round xD

GhostDuck 30

Friday 9 November 2012 6:03

You yank that camel toe now... *nigahiga reference*

dcehmka 4

Friday 9 November 2012 6:41

Lol I have done that before too

maytheforce_ 0

Friday 9 November 2012 7:42

.. How strong were you planning on pulling her shirt!?

Meme1988 18

Friday 9 November 2012 7:49

Could be worst, could be you not her (the one who is getting weddgie

bwzwally8 15

Friday 9 November 2012 9:48

That's a tight situation...

SecretAznMan364 5

Friday 9 November 2012 10:39

I can't blame you. You must have been overcome with pure testostorone to do that. xD

hellokittygirl1 2

Friday 9 November 2012 14:02

Lmao. The guys i've been with have never messed up that bad OP. Might want more practice!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 9 November 2012 14:39

Ouch, violent wedgie, wouldn't wish that on my biggest enemy.

jamesrod885 6

Friday 9 November 2012 15:35

wow...you must be an animal in bed

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