By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
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PleaseStayChill 9

Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

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teague95 16

tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"

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daniel_dd31 13

Wow that must of been awkward to tell the principal.

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domking1315 20

Yeah it was probably awkward for the principal...

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WCARlover 34

OP just has some pipes, nothing to be ashamed of ;)

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theHIGHroad2 5

Well Op, Man up and tell him You ARE in fact a girl, show him if you have.. But that would be awkward though.

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Yousuck24 21

But 51, I don't think she wants to man up. I mean, she's already been mistaken for a guy.

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Vimy 6

You never know. Maybe she had a sudden She's The Man Amanda Bynes moment and showed them the goods.

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PleaseStayChill 9

Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

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U_GotitDude 18

Time to hit the gym

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tj5810 21

No one said shit about her being fat...

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cobi45 2

Maybe get a goatee for the full effect!

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teague95 16

tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"

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onlychildFTW 33

I don't think that's the best approach as fighting seems to be serious at OPs school.

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domking1315 20

Pretty sure she'd get in trouble just for saying that to the principal...

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loserboii 11

He's likely just jealous of your manly scaping while he looks like a girl.

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LiterOfCola 16

Scaping makes me think of runescape. Lol

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mduffy08 8

Whoa whoa whoa, if he wants to spend hours upon hours chopping down trees to get his skill to 99... Then lol you are gay!

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ninjacow123 6

Well the principal is homosexual

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Loserboii- you're slowly becoming my favorite commenter. LoL

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yogima 6

Ouch... Sorry. Maybe now's the time to wear lots of pink?

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CheeseTron 15

Then they'll just think he's gay.

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gree_fml 11

Then people would just think "he" likes to wear pink. At least others would be less surprised if they see "him" dating a guy

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accioshannon 17

Because all men that wear pink are gay, right? Well, time to label every NFL player down as queer.

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onlychildFTW 33

Boys wear pink to! But she could wear frilly stuff. Most guys don't wear that.

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rs89 20

Although I appreciate your kind words, I feel obliged to correct you. It's "you're" not "your". Also, it's "feet" the plural of foot not "feets". Now, I feel better.

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Marrach 7

I'm pretty sure they know this.. Its the virtual world, not college essays, no one gives a shit about grammar... If you can atleast read it, quit correcting. I just felt the authority of pointing that out.

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Welshite 39

#16: I don't care about the your, you're correction. However Twinkiefeets is his name. Based on your logic, we should start calling you Rocket Ship, Road Sweeper, or Room Service.

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unknown_user5566 26

19- How does one "feel the authority", exactly?

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Welshite 39

"YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!" Like that Kylee.

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unknown_user5566 26

Pleonasm, your answer sounds like something someone would do on the show "Cops". I can picture the suspect interview now: "Yeah man, I just wanted to know what authority felt like... so I grabbed his ass! Damn it feels good to be in charge!"

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Pleonasm 35

"Hey that's no service pistol, that's my long arm of the law you're copping a feel at! Don't make me get out my night-stick and force you into submission."

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twinkiefeets 17

16--Twinkiefeets is a nickname my grandfather gave me but I'll change that just for you. Get a life-fml is about fun, not English class.

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yessy729 0

I hope you have a boy cut.. Or else this would be extremely awkward

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BossPathfinderGM 14

I'm sorry for the gender confusion. I hate drive thrus for the same reason.

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gczizza1997 15

Sorry op that sucks, I hope you called the principle out on his mistake and watched his expression turn to complete embarrassment

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loserman67 35

And you wondered why the principal said one of you fought like a girl. I hope he thought you were the winner at least.

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