By Octobre - 07/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
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strandedinalimo 0

Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

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lonely_heart_89 6

why were you even driving while you were heavily hungover in the first place? didn't you take drivers ed??? #1 rule: don't drive when you're drunk/hungover, dummy!!

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thatssomeBS 9

Today, I realized that I come here not for the FML's, but to watch everyone hate on snickerdoodles... FML.

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loveydoveybitche 0

@33 hahahahahahaha! it's okay sometimes I find myself doing the same. I'm glad I'm not the only one :p

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nommnom_fml 0

haha y didn't u like "Ralph" o_O in the bag. Then tip It out after u did it. if u were such a lazy ass and couldn't just open the door an puke outside in the first place

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Elissaa_fml 0

Wow, YDI dumbass

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Oigo 0

snickerdoodles is an ugly lose saggy virgin ****** thats tryn 2 spit game at herself on FML.

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buckmaster1984 0

olgo you are a little bitch,grow up.

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lilubird 0

does anyone feel bad for the OP? I mean cmon we've all been there, feeling sick on the highway after a crazy yet fun night and just want to instantly feel better. :( maybe I just relate too much to OP from back in college but OP baby, FYL.

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onnielief 4

Never been drunk enough to either puke or get a hangover, so no, I do not feel sorry for OP.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

the fact that op poses a serious risk to others on the road, makes me feel bad for everyone else. Not "everyone" has been there I know I certainly haven't and will not be at all point. hungover, exhausted or drunk are times when you should not be driving.

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onnielief 4

Thats what you get for drinking enough to get a hangover. YDI

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Osakhomen 0

FYL! And thank you for not throwing up on the ground. It's gross, and everyone who passes has to look at the nastiness.

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astro_plastic 0

A thousand unicorns gently shed glistening tears each time there is a Snickerdoodles-related fight on FML.

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scarletdragonfly 5

That... Was beautiful... STOP THE FREAKING UNICORNS FROM CRYING!!!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That touched me right here: <3 Let it end, people. We can't leave the unicorns in pain.

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Jumpingmonkey 6

If you were still hungover then you still had enough alcohol in your system for you to exceed the drink drive limit, i propose a re-write: "Today I was drunk driving and chundered in my own car"

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