By Octobre - 07/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
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strandedinalimo 0

Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

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lonely_heart_89 6

why were you even driving while you were heavily hungover in the first place? didn't you take drivers ed??? #1 rule: don't drive when you're drunk/hungover, dummy!!

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girlslikeboyz 0

After the second sentence i stopped reading. You thought you were 'smart' ? WOW and you were driving hungover ? Hmmm great logic ! not.

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portablecupid 3

why did you bring the bag back into the car with you? YDI

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isitreally 0

Stop drink driving. YDI

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boredoutamymind 0

Everytime you kids try to rip on Snickerdoodles, she tears the ******* shit out of you. Kill yourselves.

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emdre 0

why did you rush to pull over if you were just gonna puke in a bag

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Itzmeh 0

I'm sure that the next person to walk along or drive by would love to see his vomit. Atleast he was being thoughtful Snicks

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zzyxer 0

i love that word haha, "ralph" .. im using it from now on. i notice a lot of people talkin about drunk driving.. if you hung over, you aint drunk..

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

if you're hung over you most likely still have alcohol in your blood, enough to be over the legal limit usually.

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MrRuffyboots 0

This exact same thing happened to me in florida.

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tylyr 0

oh snickerdoodles you're waaaaay too funny!

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