Work: Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door...

By workerbee - 27/01/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 02:00

Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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By Gassy Gal - 21/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was feeling gassy at work so I used my mute button. Later on in the day, I realized my mute button was disabled. Everyone heard me fart and it's recorded. FML

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By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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By MuteNToot - 26/02/2015 21:17

Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

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By dusty bean - 18/11/2017 05:00

Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML

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stephfml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:53

so technically, if one of the people heard it they could have thought it was either you OR the third person?

grandmasattack 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 7:03

Did...did they smell it?

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stephfml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 7:53

so technically, if one of the people heard it they could have thought it was either you OR the third person?

Miss_Awesome_101 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:44

yea but if it was like that then wouldn't not be an FML

WeezyBites 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 12:51

Double negative, so it would be an FML.

grandmasattack 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 7:03

Did...did they smell it?

Water_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:36

@ #1 Probably.

monkeyz0r 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:05

this is kind of badly worded i dont 100% get it

Spiffidragon 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 5:56

Yeah, the wording was rather... Strange.

Jbiebs82 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 1:38

here's my wording: I was on a confrence call, and I really had to fart. So me(OP), being the dumb ass I am, for got to mute the phone. Me, and two other people were on the phone. I have a great guess when I come into work tomarrow I'm gonna be te dumb ass of the office