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By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 8 907

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 08:00 - United States - Folsom

Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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You deserved it 2 005

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 28 925

Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 696

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 030

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 19 524

Didn't see ya there!

By jazojigga - 02/03/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the crosswalk. Suddenly, I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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You deserved it 52 286

Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 751

You deserved it 36 063

By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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You deserved it 55 276

By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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You deserved it 30 476

Liamj774 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:13

I bet you didn't see that one coming

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:18

Did you help design apple maps ?

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Liamj774 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:13

I bet you didn't see that one coming

frozen92_fml 12

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:16

*He*

websraaa 6

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:34

Eh. Sounded pretty good as it was

BigLatchZatch 14

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:24

Neither did he.

incoherentrmblr 21

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:24

Well, at least you didn't send him into traffic...

Gravenmuir 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:16

Recalculating...

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:54

OP, wash your brain from that disgusting memory!

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:56

Oops that was for another FML

soccerguy2o1 7

Sunday 21 September 2014 2:36

As it the grandpa one

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 21 September 2014 14:10

Yes

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:18

Did you help design apple maps ?

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:21

That was pretty short sighted of you.

MitunaCaptor 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:21

At least you're not as bad as some GPS. Whenever someone tries to find my house they get sent to the middle of a lake.

cadillacgal79 32

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:04

My boyfriends GPS sent him to the neighbors house.....a mile down the road.

Axipiter 24

Saturday 20 September 2014 17:45

Reminds me of an episode of The Office where the GPS told Michael and Dwight to drive into a pond... So they did.

Moklon 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:22

Perhaps he'll turn a blind eye to your mistake.

buckysam 7

Monday 22 September 2014 0:34

That was both terrible and hilarious.

ThoranSlock 13

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:24

Lucky you didn't say "nice to see you again" when you met him

Polynomial 28

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:58

Why? OP is not blind.

EternalRest 5

Sunday 21 September 2014 9:54

If OP just met him, it wouldn't make sense to say that.

sydneysays 15

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:25

Ouch..you have failed

nataliewby 25

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:26

At least he won't see you later

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:38

he might remember his voice xD

wvni 13

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:27

You should be a cartographer.

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Losing my bearings

Smooth move, teach.

Didn't see ya there!

Whoops

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