By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10

To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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gaiakirkland 10

To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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Epikouros 31

Thanks for the follow-up, OP. Good to hear it ended well. Did you keep salivating because your crush is so hot?

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AngelOf_Darkness 28

Aww! He sounds sweet. I'm glad he stayed and that there's another date in the future. Good luck, OP ^_^

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NeatNit 32

I still don't understand, how did you get to the point where you PASSED OUT?! Passing out is not so common. You're supposed to cough it out, probably feel like shit and like it's not entirely out, but passing out? That's just weird. Did someone help you while you were out?

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frizz101 22

I choke on my own saliva too, never to the point of passing out though. But I'm glad your okay and that the two of you are still gonna try!

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HaloeNae 15

Maybe she passed out from lack of oxygen? If she was choking there's a pretty good possibility she couldn't breathe....

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badluckalex 23

if he/she is willing to stay through humiliation then props to you! you found the one!! GJ OP :D

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Vaati_fml 20

Have you seen any black cats or broken any mirrors lately because that is some serious bad luck.

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thechillguy88 3

heh ur fml made me laugh, but im happy ur alright :)

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AngelOf_Darkness 28

I think that he meant he was happy that things worked out for OP. Don't down vote him :)

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BreezyBgirl 8

That sounds like my kind of luck. Glad y'all are going out again, OP!

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i_love_pigs 3

Hey that same incident happened at my work!!!

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