By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10

To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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Comments

deathposts 8

That's a pretty extreme way of telling someone you don't swallow.

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Kateyez_26 13

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Thorzix 23

Maybe "u" should learn proper grammar before saying people don't know how to swallow. Happens to mostly everyone.

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Kateyez_26 13

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Dt33345 13

#29, sarcasm really doesn't show over the internet.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

It wasn't sarcasm, it was stupidity. Let's not lie to ourselves.

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Kateyez_26 13

#90 yes, because you know exactly what im thinking...it was sincerely sarcasm so know your facts before you judge.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

You should have made the excuse that you were so excited or that he took your breath away.. Almost literally haha.

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beaglegal 42

I'm still waiting for "Today, I went on a date. My date choked on her own spit and passed out. FML".

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joopjoop 19

did your date give you mouth to mouth?? was that your secret plan?

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