By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10

To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)

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JMichael 25

That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.

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Brianna_Ray 23

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skyttlz 32

Me too. Class was completely silent and I went into a coughing fit.

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littlekellilee 45

I have it happen in a complete silent office of thirty people. I end up getting chat messages from my coworkers saying "shut up".

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FML_Elle 17

Is your name Bad Luck Brian by chance? Edit: I realized the OP is a girl. Sorry guys!

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poopoliciouss 2

the dangers of our daily functions ;(. but you can laugh at that someday with him

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Arthurie 30

If my date got turned on by me choking on food and passing out, then I would be a bit hesitant to go on a another date with them.

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cryssycakesx3 22

lol she didn't even choke on food

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cryssycakesx3 22

um. ok... cool 67.

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soup_of_the_day 10

I hate to be mean; but how did this FML get past Moderation. Its too boring of a story. Add "I woke up with sharpie sketches on my face and all alone on a sidewalk bench" at the end and now we have a good FML. Sorry OP.

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olpally 32

Well isn't that just frightening. Hope you got another chance!

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unfuckmylife 13

And then your crew members came out shouting and handing over the 100 bucks to the guy 'Disaster Date'

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Robert1989 9

at least it was only saliva and nothing else

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cryssycakesx3 22

I think that only makes it worse…

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squideth 18

Cryssy or whatever, will you just shut up already? We get it, you never make a mistake and you're so much better than everyone else. Now go away.

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