Health: Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one...

By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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By ilovebigmacs - 06/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I spotted an elderly man trying to use the ladder at work. Knowing customers aren't supposed to use these, I went over and helped. Not only did I fall from the ladder, but I landed on the old man's foot, breaking my elbow and fracturing his toe. FML

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By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

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By damnnn - 17/07/2015 12:40 - Australia

Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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Roofing hell!

By roofer - 31/07/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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By just hangin - 17/01/2017 12:00

Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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Get help, moron!

By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 15:00

Today, I fell and impaled my leg on a steel rod at work. The first guy to respond to my agonised cry for help must’ve been a total moron because he thought it was a prank and yanked on the rod to see how it worked. Then he asked if I did it on purpose to get a day off. FML

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CheeseTron 15

Monday 28 January 2013 1:24

Fracture his ballsack

TatMan15 10

Monday 28 January 2013 1:22

hopefully you can make him liable for your injury

Comments

Megan98 18

Monday 28 January 2013 3:04

You should've fell on him, and broke his face

twinkiefeets 17

Monday 28 January 2013 3:11

I hope you sue the little bastard!

georgiamarshall_ 11

Monday 28 January 2013 3:12

Pretty sure the elbow is the hardest thing to break! Ouch, little ******.

Veratas 9

Monday 28 January 2013 3:49

It's not that hard to shatter an elbow it's just takes 30 lbs of applied pressure.

buckdharma 36

Monday 28 January 2013 3:16

He fell for you. He was hoping to make you fall for him.

Joe9024 20

Monday 28 January 2013 3:25

OP's name just says it all

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 28 January 2013 3:30

Wow. I have to agree teenagers are a pain in the ass! Aside from that, I hope you caught them and pressed charges. Feel better.

squideth 18

Monday 28 January 2013 4:46

Why, because a few teenagers do some stupid shit, all of them are bad? Uh huh.

taylor_muse_fan 7

Monday 28 January 2013 3:48

What a ******* idiot! You should have screamed your loudest to make him realise how much the dipshit hurt you

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 28 January 2013 15:39

If he thinks intentionally making someone fall off a ladder is funny, he'd probably only laugh harder while he watches OP scream in agony.

WolfAtTheDoor 7

Monday 28 January 2013 3:49

What a little prick!! Seriously, I hope you make that brainless dope pay for your medical bill. Sorry, OP.

KaiserSD 8

Monday 28 January 2013 4:19

This is a win. Sue him and his parents, and I bet he'll never be a **** like that in public again. Win win!!

everton99 16

Monday 28 January 2013 4:27

I hate the ******* douchebags that come through grocery stores and do stupid shit like that. They don't realize without us they wouldn't have food on their table. **** em man I hope you get better soon.