Transportation: Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me...

By scaredofhedges - 07/01/2013 10:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML

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Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By simpleasjam - 19/09/2016 14:27 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

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Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By yourmom - 16/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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MissMess 12

Monday 7 January 2013 16:09

That has to be the weirdest thing to have a phobia of!

BurningGrannies 16

Monday 7 January 2013 16:13

I can't sleep now that I know there are people who don't report hedgehogs on planes.

Comments

chefkid 5

Monday 7 January 2013 20:56

I have a hedgehog... I know where you live... Let the games begin

dubelle 1

Monday 7 January 2013 20:59

OP, just had to tell you that you're not the only one - I'm terrified of them too and I've only ever met one other person who is. I could never have kept quiet, that was brave of you. Kudos and I hope you feel better!

helpfulperson 9

Monday 7 January 2013 21:43

She kept that poor animal in a plastic box for hours?! that's abusive

Levvy 22

Tuesday 8 January 2013 15:43

Your alternative proposal is...? A box padded with paper - preferably enough that the hedgehog can hide - is a pretty harmless way to transport them. They're very small and don't need a lot of space for transit, and are probably better off without it so there's less risk of them taking a tumble if something goes wrong.

enigma575 2

Monday 7 January 2013 21:49

Grow a pair you big baby a hedgehog? Really? I've seen insects bigger than them

zenrael 21

Monday 7 January 2013 22:32

That's a very good way to find sleep.

pipinya 8

Monday 7 January 2013 22:37

How the HELL did she get that past customs??

rahrah27 10

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:43

maybe it was just a domestic flight. The airport where I live doesn't have any metal detectors and such, they just ask if you have any explosives etc.

sparklethelette 6

Monday 7 January 2013 22:41

I've had a hedgehog dropped on my crotch before. Through jeans. It's painful! Id consider that a weapon.

Ads11 10

Monday 7 January 2013 22:56

At least it passed the time faster.

radiocaf 29

Tuesday 8 January 2013 0:39

At least you put others before yourself. Go you!

cartedor 18

Tuesday 8 January 2013 0:40

Who would even come across the darn animal enough time to develop a phobia. You are totally weird, and man, i wonder what you would do if she got an explosive