By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
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stevenJB 25

Seems like douches reach their final forms on airplanes

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FitForFun 11

This is why there is going to be a fat tax on planes...

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Chumsword 8

Start acting claustrophobic, strain your head so you turn red and start sweating. Look at him with your bloodshot eyes and tell him that man wasn't meant to fly with the utmost conviction in your tone. That would get me to back off...

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SteveOMcBeaveO 2

I would have told the guy, "you remind me of my cellie when I did a nickel in Chino....he was a good bitch..I miss her. wanna snuggle?"

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angelitared 27

U should of grabbed the barf bag, started breathing heavy and turned his way and said, I'm so ******* cluster phobic. I think I'm gonna barf on you.

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evilplatypus 38

Thank you hotpink. I could not figure out where he was going with that (I thought it was some kind of obscure reference to threesomes, or something...)

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not_a_robot 15

And the mile high dick, asshole, fuckface, bitch, and prick club.

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Quiet_one 22

If this happens again, that's when you say something along the lines of "I'm extremely claustrophobic and if you don't move out of my space I will throw up on you." Or you start doing something that requires you to bump him with your elbow every few seconds, or maybe you could "accidentally" spill your drink on him- once he refuses to be reasonable there's no reason he shouldn't be just as uncomfortable as you are. If he wants to be a douche and take up three seats that's fine, but first he needs to pay for all three.

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