Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting... - FML

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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HarroIAmBob 21

Saturday 9 February 2013 16:43

wow. that must be some wimpy little kid. im 13, and i literally have been riding roller coasters since i was 8. BTW, what kind of 13 year old cries because he gets bumped on the head?

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 6 March 2013 16:49

While throwing your hands in the air on a roller coaster is stupid, this wasn't your fault. Roller Coasters are forceful. People WILL get bashed around. FYL!

vyra 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 1:54

that was you!?!?

Kc1001 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 8:12

Keep your hand in the car at all times! kinda makes sense huh?

kinz7865 7

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:36

that kids a pussy lol

Jebinthebox 2

Tuesday 13 May 2014 3:04

No 13 year-old cries on a roller-coaster. None. I am one. And I love Space Mountain.

WheelJackv01 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 4:31

Pussy ass bitch

ValleyHockey12 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 4:33

HOLY SHIT IM THAT KID!! HOLY CRAP! it's fine by the way. in retrospect its kinda funnt

ValleyHockey12 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 4:34

I don't remember crying though...

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