By anonymous - 19/07/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML
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perdix 29

She's a financial wizard! For the price of one hour with the shrink, she's getting you four hours of desensitization training for free! Next, tell her of your profound phobia of having sex with several beautiful women at once.

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SweetJTBR 22

Well you said you fear driving but, do you fear being a passenger in a car? If the answer is yes, look on the bright side, you are ****** :)

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SweetJTBR 22

Or, you know, you could ride the subway. Perhaps take a train. You're not necessarily ******.

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marmlr339 14

There is no bright side in your scrnario

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SweetJTBR 22

I thought the smiley made it bright. It doesn't? Shit. Let me rewrite that then. "If the answer is yes, then look on the bright side, atleast if you walk everywhere from now on you'll be healthier" That better for you #29?

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doctorhook86 24

My advice to cure phobia of driving: repeatedly expose yourself to the cost of taxi fare, OP.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Your psychologist was probably gonna make you do that anyways to help get rid of your phobia.

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ddddddddg 9

Unless she's a pornstar I don't see how..forget it

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citymayer 7

12 - Except that most of America doesn't have those luxuries..

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_Oblivion_ 12

48 America has plenty of them. The New York City subway has 468 stations serving 24 subway lines - more than any other system in the world.

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doctorhook86 24

65: Unfortunately, none of those lines go to, say, Buttfuck, AL.

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GawdamitNappa 4

I think we need DocBastard's diagnosis on this one.

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beccaishereyay 11

Maybe he can steer her in the right direction.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

But won't the commute send her into reverse?

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thatgirlinoregon 21

I'm just scared things could take a turn for the worst.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

If she works hard she can pave the way to recovery.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

I just hope that OP doesn't get lost trying to take detours. It could really deflate previous progress.

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MrBrightside21 20

40 - What robot always takes the longest route? R2 - Detour.

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DRMIKA 4

As long as she has emotional drive, she will be okay

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music_woman1 11

If she's supportive then wouldn't she offer to drive you? If not, why don't you ask her to drive you?

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UberNova 18

I agree, but you know... She could always get a bus too.

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UberNova 18

She has a fear of driving, not being driven.

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DontModMeDammit 10

Well that's one way to get over your fear... Maybe.

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Unluckyducks1870_fml 4

Doesnt that put the brakes on a lot of your plans?

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mightymart 5

Take à plane .. HAHAHA A PLANE! Thats funny!!!!

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gmc_blossom 21

It really isn't. 0.o

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KiddNYC1O 20

There's nothing funny about a plane! One of man's greatest creation!

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eggmarie 25

She's making you drive that far so you get used to it and don't need the therapist. Perfect logic. (jk your mom is a silly pants)

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Leslier_fml 4

So ask your mom or a friend to drive you there.

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Rommel1942 9

Was your mom dropped on her head as a baby?

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perdix 29

She's a financial wizard! For the price of one hour with the shrink, she's getting you four hours of desensitization training for free! Next, tell her of your profound phobia of having sex with several beautiful women at once.

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