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By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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complic8d3vil 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:03

next time just shit or piss on him!

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:53

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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vinathi 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:41

HA Love the cartoon :)

Brilliant_Klutz 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:19

My cousin used to punch me in the face when I woke up... in her sleep

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 26 December 2011 2:30

Get him kicked off the plane

condango 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 22:20

Betcha didn't have to use the bathroom anymore did ya?

Nono97_fml 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 15:53

but i still don't get the illustration?!?!?!?!

TheBigDawg 8

Thursday 9 August 2012 10:40

Nobody does. The illustrations never relate to the FMLs, because they always make up their own information never given in the initial FML, thereby changing the story completely. Like the movie Lawnmower Man.

trueblue170 13

Friday 21 September 2012 21:55

Never thought I'd see a Zelda-related illustration. He kinda looks like Pipit from Skyward Sword. XD

Neko9000 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 6:13

I guess u went to the wrong neighborhood mother ******

nicolette188 6

Monday 30 June 2014 19:31

There is more than one bathroom on airplanes.... Always

nicolette188 6

Monday 30 June 2014 19:33

Maybe he didn't punch you on purpose. Maybe you startled the guy and he punched you as a natural reaction.

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