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By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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complic8d3vil 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:03

next time just shit or piss on him!

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:53

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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taranee666 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 16:53

you shld have punch him too or jumped on him ;)

NeonAgatha 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 20:42

ahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha lol xD

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 20 June 2010 0:34

That'll teach ya.

Nomazlab 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 2:03

Ha! My first reaction is to punch as well.

rubyliu8420 7

Sunday 20 June 2010 5:57

20 said it perfectly, u should of punched him in the ******* face.

flamegrilled123 3

Monday 21 June 2010 6:31

sue him!!!!!

emopinback 0

Friday 25 June 2010 22:15

yea sue him for being a pussy

misty4555 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:54

wow that must have hurt

ElizaLiz 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 21:48

So, did you pee yourself right there on the seat? And what the heck does YDI stand for? People are using it all the time on FML!

starberries 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:16

Learn to use google. Although really you should be able to figure this one out from reading this site.

perfect666 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:36

was he black?

LongLiveAsians 13

Saturday 27 August 2011 14:24

This cartoon is stupid and lasts way to long.

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