By cowgirl927 - 18/04/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML
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cowgirl927 tells us more.

cowgirl927 3

OP here. Hi. Just wanted to say that I am extremely overprotective of my son. The house IS baby-proofed. The spray is always put up...this was the one time someone(not me) didn't put it up on its shelf. And I wasn't ignoring him. This is your standard, garden-variety "I stepped out of the room for one minute" kind of deal. Most moms know exactly what I'm talking about. So chill out some of you.

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Top comments

HowieDoIt 21

You must be that mom that owes him money. "You take-a my money, I break-a your leg."

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_GoodGuy 11

Pranksters, they start young. Have fun OP ;)

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Comments

simoncat 11

You should never allow a two year old to cook for himself. See why? Too much non stick spray. Nasty tasting stuff, and a horrible floor wax.

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Inkedldd 8

Well it's called the terrible twos for a reason.

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bhalli95 8

That's why you should never have left the kitchen.

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icepick23 12

Sounds like Stewie....

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Ovajosh 1

So what you are saying is that you didn't stick the landing?

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Mackay92 14

i know people make jokes on fml... but how did he manage to get it anyway

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caitiebug1119 15

This kid is going to be the next Bam Margera. Have fun with that OP.

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EmberEyes 16

You are stupid. Even if you ARE watching your kid they can get into things. Like honestly how old are you? This is common sense.

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AlexiAwesome 10

Floors are a dangerous thing, so I avoid them completely.

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qr_fml 21

Lmaooo sure the kid can really avoid the "floor" 24/7

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PandaKitteh 20

First of all she was obviously joking and second of all why did you put '"floor"'?

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