Miscellaneous: Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 07:21 - Australia

Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML

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By pathetic - 31/10/2009 10:08 - Australia

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By werewolfoflondon - 03/11/2010 02:16 - Canada

Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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By a - 31/10/2009 04:14 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2010 01:59 - United States

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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Monday 25 October 2010 12:13

The Sims is awesome. I'm jealous.

iheartglasses 0

Monday 25 October 2010 12:16

Hey nothing wrong with SIMS lol Its so frickin addicting

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staggman13 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:49

Don't hate on the sims

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 25 October 2010 13:56

ohai Nigel no friends :)

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 October 2010 13:58

Did your Sims at least go to a party?

Schazam 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:18

That is what I am thinking and the suspense is killing me. Were they late for the Simms party?

mikeyrocks18 0

Monday 25 October 2010 14:02

lol he was late to a sims party

hellokittyrainbo 0

Monday 25 October 2010 14:11

sounds like a wonderful evening.

ghost303 3

Monday 25 October 2010 14:14

that was you?!?!?!?!?!?

Nick_1993 2

Monday 25 October 2010 14:57

it happens

hahaalolz 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:00

Sims3 ftw! it's so frickin addictive!

underyourbreath 8

Monday 25 October 2010 16:09

Seriously! I just bought mine the other day, can't stop playing it!! :D

loski87 4

Monday 25 October 2010 17:38

I love sims 1 and 2 but I hate the sims 3.

fishycanswim 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:25

This has happened to me way to many times... Can't wait 'til Late Night is released!

oPR0t0TYPEo 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:45

At least tour sim can party :)

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Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

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