By imsorrytimmy - 02/04/2009 15:34 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML
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hotpinklovee 0

I just don't get why you would be talking to your 9 year old brother on MSN. I think that's the real FML out of that situation.

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bipolarchipmunk 0

Eh, don't worry, everybody gets that talk sooner or later. My dad taught me when I was 8, so no worry.

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hahah808 0

wow hahah normally i'm just like "omg i know, hes so retarded...oh sorry wrong window lol" but i've never done a "then you need to lick in slow circles behind.....oh sorry...wrong window.." that's a mistake no one should ever make haha. oh and just wait until the bratty tattle tale side of your little brother comes out and he tells his parents EXACTLY what you told him..something tells me that the next family dinner will be an interesting one :)

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Oh_shiTTgirl_727 0

oh_shitt fail to the highest degree

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QDogs 0

Whoa #33, do you have plans for the evening?

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save_me_08 0

Somehow i don't think the OP's name is a coincidence...

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Quag 0

BJs..... all you need is practice and of course a good technique (lollipops ;) )

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crazy_cat_lady 0

I hope you told your little brother that it's important not to neglect the testicles.

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save_me_08 0

I just thought of something... what if the OP is a guy and the friend is a girl who like wanted to know what was good for him so she could use it on her "partner". The younger brother sees the message and brings in mom/dad to find out what it means (this of course is assuming he doesn't already know...young kids know more about sex and the like than we give them credit for)... In this situation the OP really has some explaining to do...not only that but we will probably be seeing another "my parents think i'm gay due to unfortunate circumstances" fml

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liljon3 0

you don't look at the screen while your type?

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c_h_l_o_e_fml 0

Your friend should look at a porno if she wants to know how to give a ********... Ah well... Harsh times.

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marz88 0

#1 should be posting an FML that includes him, his dad, and a ******* session >.>

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